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User Name: artieleary
User Homepage: http://www.artieleary.com
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Location: New England
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My name is Artie Leary. You may not have heard of me before so let me introduce myself by telling you a few things about me that you probably couldn't guess.

1. My parents wanted a girl when I was born and they were going to name her Stephanie. This lovely little anecdote is told by my dear old mother annually at my birthday party.

2. When I was seven years old I stole a zucchini from Mr. Chalke's garden and brought it home to my parents for dinner. It was that night (as I cried myself to sleep after my dad slapped me on the head and called me an idiot) that I decided I didn't have what it takes for a life of crime.

3. I cut my own hair and shave my own back and it isn't easy.

4. I once told my Great Aunt Alice who was suffering from Alzheimer's that my name was Charlie Manson and she was part of my "family". My mother grounded me for two weeks for that "misunderstanding".

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1: Voices in my Head: Hush Little Baby...Upon Further Review

2: Voices in my Head: Search Engines