Funny Surprises To Expect For Your 50th Birthday

As children we can’t help - but get excited when that one time of year rolls around and we get to have the day off and decide everything we want to do that day. No I am not talking about Christmas I am talking about birthdays. You get to pick out your meal, you get the gifts you have been waiting all year for, and if you’re lucky you get to have your closest friends over to celebrate with you. As you get older birthdays don’t seem to be all that important and by the time you become an adult they just become redundant.

When we reach 20 we are excited that we are one step closer to be given the responsibility and legal choice to do whatever we want (hint drinking!). When 30 rolls around we start to get the nagging feeling that we are getting old - but we still enjoy our life and we are happy with this new milestone. By the time 40 rolls around we are becoming more depressed as the wrinkles start to appear on our face and everything we talk about seems old fashioned and in the wrong generation.

Then 50 comes and we just want to go and hide out under a rock somewhere that no one can find us. Yes we have finally reached the age where we wished no one could remember how old we are and would never think about how every day we are getting older. But that doesn’t mean we still can’t have a bit of fun or I should say people will have fun at our expense.

The 50th birthday party is a tradition that was created by children in order to torture their parents as payback for all of those years they said ‘no’. That’s right! All of you soon to be 50 year olds better hold onto your hats and get ready for the ultimate gags and birthday jokes because they are coming full steam ahead.

In order to prepare you for what’s to come I am going to hint at a few things to look out for. Black balloons will be everywhere because after all you are getting old and therefore one step closer to the grave. You can also expect to receive birthday cards that have the best in birthday jokes about how you can’t read anything without your glasses.

After the birthday jokes are over there comes the banners that read “Over the hill” and other such things. But the real gag gifts come when they give you a cane or my personal favorite - an inflatable walker.

Just remember not to take any of it personal and to learn to have fun. What better way to show them that you can still look and feel young then by having a great time and drinking them under the table. Tip: the best way to do this is to drop the drinks in the plant when they aren’t looking!

It’s time to share some good laughs with the people you know at F&J. They have done their research and provide people like us with the best in stupid jokes, bar jokes, and even yo mama jokes that will have you rolling with laughter for hours to come.