Mostly long jokes last for only some minute of laughter

Good jokes don't come along all the often which is why, when they do, they must be carefully looked after. I sometimes ask people, if they have heard any good jokes lately? And do you know how they often answer, "Oh, I can never remember jokes!"

In fact, you could tell me the same joke over and over and I’d never remember the punch line until you got there. At least I got more than one laugh out of it. Mostly long jokes last for only some minute of laughter and they are gone away. Whereas short funny jokes are always remembered and if some one asks you to tell funny jokes then you would start from it.

I also had a great problem of never to remember a joke. So every time in some gatherings with my friends and families, I was forced to remain silent as I had no any funny material to crake it out.

I felt a little left out. I wanted to tell jokes too. Jokes are a way of making a person smile. It’s a way of sharing with each other. If you tell a joke well, they’ll remember you with a smile.

Then I found a very good idea to remember some of the short funny jokes and crake them within some gatherings with my friends and families. It was really easy to remember short jokes and can also be made better with your own version.

Here are some of the short funny jokes to enjoy:

A cop stops a drunken man and asks: Where you going?
He replies: "I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism."
Cop says: "At night? And who will give a lecture?"
“My wife and mother-in-law!” replies the drunken man.

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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These were some of the short funny jokes. There are many websites providing short funny jokes on web. You can read some and crake them within your friends and families.

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