Grandpa And His Young Bunnies

The Viagra supported grandpa has now entered the young singles bar scene, and besides being raised, he is raising eyebrows by his insatiable hunger for young women. With a big pension to fatten his wallet, he has become the king of sugar daddies and the idol of high maintenance bunnies. Some of the singles bars are flooded with old men on Viagra, and the young guys are standing helplessly by watching their women being taken away.
Grandma has been devastated by her half senile husband going out every evening to the singles bars and leaving her alone. He doesn’t come home until the crack of dawn and is too exhausted to do anything but sleep away the rest of the day. Since grandpa has been on Viagra he hasn’t made love to his wife even once. He claims that she is too old for him and is no longer appealing. She told him if he doesn’t stop running around with all the young bunnies she will lock him out of the house. He says that if she did that he would move into the motel near the singles bar and take his Viagra with him. Grandma has no alternative but to sit home and cry, and attend to her vegetable garden

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Viagra has broken up more homes than alcohol, and it is even more deadly. It has destroyed the relationships of the most vulnerable part of our society, and that is our senior citizens. Our government cannot let this to continue, but there is little that can be done. Outlawing Viagra would only create an underground market. There is some that say that the police should raid the singles bars and give grandpa a drug test, if Viagra is found in his system he should be forced to enter a rehabilitation program. Others say only grandma should be allowed to have possession of the Viagra, and should only dispense it when he is willing to make love to her.
Part of the blame falls on the young bunnies that are willing to make love to a man that is more than twice their age. They fully realize that they are breaking up a home, and making some old lady miserable. I don’t advocate violence, but if grandma entered the singles bar and hit her husband and the young bunny he was with over their heads with an umbrella, maybe grandpa would stay at home and use his Viagra in a more responsible way.

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