Your Harem

Having a harem was considered a gift from god in ancient Persia, only the rich and powerful could afford to own one. Harems were filled with dancing men and women, food was plentiful and a good time was had by all. The famous story of Scheherazade took place in a harem, and the movie Arabian nights was based on life in a harem. Those were glorious and romantic times, but they can be recreated by you for no more than a little imagination.

If you want to get started becoming royalty and the head of a harem, first you have to put an ad in the newspaper stating that you will take in a room-mate in exchange for light house keeping. Considering the housing shortage, that ad should return over five hundred replies. This has now become your big chance make to your dreams come true and to start building your harem.
During the interviews be honest and explain to the applicants that you require more than light house keeping. Tell them that you are lonely and love starved. Your applicant will quickly understand and be glad to be your lover in exchange for a place to sleep. Start out with just one room-mate and slowly increase the number. Stop only when your harem is becoming unmanageable.
One of the skills needed to be the main player in a harem is to make sure everybody is happy with the arrangement. This can be done by making sure all the players are evenly matched. One jealous player can turn your love nest into a noisy shouting match. If that happens, you have to become the mediator and restore peace. This should not be hard to do, since the streets are a cold place, and nobody in your harem wants to return there.

You have now made your dream come true, as the head of a harem all you have to do is whistle, and any one or two of the players will gladly come to your side. This whole venture has cost you only a few dollars and you are living like a Pasha in Arabian nights.
You might be living better than the Pasha since you have air conditioning and a television set.

The times when you were lonely are long forgotten, they only return in a nightmare, which quickly disappears when you open your eyes and look at the beautiful players in a harem which is growing larger with your increasing desires.

I am retired and live alone