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10 Reasons Why Gift Cards Are Better Gifts Than PuppiesSubmitted by Mr_Bombdiggity Thu, 7 May 2009
1)A gift card will not keep you up all night begging for it's mother like a puppy will. It will just sleep quietly in your wallet and not miss the person who gave it to you whatsoever.
2)You need to take a puppy out to keep it from messing up your house; you take a gift card out of your wallet for a bargain home improvement, i.e. you need to house break a puppy but you can use a gift card to break your house in. 3)You have to entertain a puppy for hours on end and give it your undivided attention at all times; a gift card can entertain you for hours on end, even shopping for things for that puppy. 4)Your puppy can can get feisty, run out in the middle of the street, and tragically get killed by being run over by a car; a gift card can fall out your wallet, get run over by a car and still work perfectly -- the magnetic strip may not work, but the number will. 5)It can cost a fortune to support a puppy, but a gift card will gladly support you and the puppy, and give you a fortune in discounts and great deals at no extra cost. A puppy is a vacuum in regards to your finances; a gift card is a reverse vacuum. 6)You need to spend lots of money for regular veterinary treatment with a puppy all of its life; you can pay for your vet visit with a gift certificate or gift card and use it to maintain your health as well. 7)A gift card is a gift that keeps on giving, whereas proper puppy care requires that you keep on giving to the care of the puppy. 8) You will always have to pick up after a puppy wherever it goes, but you can always pick up whatever you want with a gift card without getting dirty or needing to take a shower. 9) A gift card can get you a great deal on a lot of different things; having a puppy only gives you something to deal with. 10) If it is a puppy you truly want, and you get a gift card instead, you can buy a puppy with a gift card.
Mr. Harris is the owner of http://www.amazinggiftcarddeals.com. Get $500 gift cards for at least $100 off! That's like giving away free cash! Can you afford to turn down free money?
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