How Daves Hair Came To Be

One day, Dave looked in the mirror and thought, 'Darn it, how can I make my hair (and myself) more interesting?' You see, every time Dave tried to make friends, his shyness would overcome him and he'd run to his bedroom to cry. This was a problem because Dave wanted a woman!

Dave considered his options. He could dye it. He could shave it off. He could grow it long and pretend to be Kurt Cobain....if only he had the confidence to pull it off.

First, he tried dying. However, he soon discovered pink wasn't his ideal colour. Somehow, he just looked washed out. Dave was depressed and maniacally went for the shaving option; however, when he got chatted up by a Welsh man interested in an easy lay, he decided the sheep look wasn't really him, either. (Although, I'm sorry to say, in his lonely and lovelorn state, he did consider the Welsh man's offer for all of two seconds, before he realised the Welsh man was actually pretending and it was really his manager from work, who'd always harboured a secret crush. However, this isn't his story, so I shall return to Dave).

Dave didn't know what to do. Growing it would take ages, especially from bald. He went to a local wigmakers, but they told him the cheapest wigs started at £100, and he just didn't have that kind of money after spending it all on hair dye and buying shaving equipment. Dave was downhearted, and returned home to his bedroom where he started doodling on a piece of paper what his hair would look like, if only he had the money and the patience to see it through.

Dave soon realized that his designs weren't only good, they were true art, man! He quickly scanned them onto his computer and sent them to local magazines, newspapers, and even Google itself, but nobody was interested once they realized that his designs didn't match his true appearance. Dave was crushed. He paced and paced the floor before he had a startling relevation. He could superglue the hair back onto his head until he had new growth. So this is what he did (although he did have a dilemma about what to use as superglue, as he still had no money, and did eventually end up ringing his manager after all, but that's another story).

Thus, Daves Hair was born. At first, it kept falling out, but with persuasion and patience (not to mentioned several long nights in with aforementioned manager), Daves Hair finally grew to be the phenomenon it is today.

And, Dave was a success! He was famous, and got a woman! Dave was finally happy. And he owed it all to his hair (and his manager but he soon forgot about that).

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Daves Hair has been born out of sitting next to it everyday.