The homely will no longer be lonely

We all love pleasure and the best place to get it is not only in the department stores, but also in your own bedroom. I am talking about sexual pleasure and most of us are not getting all that we need. If you are an attractive or a rich person you don’t need my advice, all you have to do is go to a singles bar, it won’t take you more than a few minutes, and you will have any man or woman you choose to join you in your bedroom. You don’t need my help. I am trying to help the lonely, homely, and homeless, they are all in need of sexual pleasure and they are not getting it. I have found the perfect solution to get them together and give them what they need.
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There are countless people that fit into the catagory of: lonely, homely, or homeless. They are all suffering and nobody seems to care about their plight. There is help available for them all. But it requires a new way of thinking and most important---flexibility.
Homeless people do not have to have a flaw in their personality, they can be the nicest person, but due to unfortunate circumstances they are without a home. They have been deserted by society and nobody seems to care if they live or die. Like orphans they are begging for a home and a little love. The person that takes them in will be shown the greatest gratitude, loyalty, and affection. The homeless come in all shapes and forms, and there are thousands of them hungry for a home.
The lonely and homely that live alone are suffering, they rarely have a date and when they do they are abused and disrespected. They need a room-mate who will give them all the kindness, respect, and love that they deserve. If they search among the thousands of good people who are homeless they are sure to find the person they need.
The first step in finding a homeless room-mate should be by putting an ad in your local newspaper, it should read: Attractive apartment available in exchange for light house keeping. That ad should get you over five hundred replies. Your next step will be to interview those that reply. You will be shocked at the wonderful people that want to be your room-mate. All you have to do is pick the one that is best for you. But be honest and tell your future room-mate what your deepest desires are, and I am sure there will be no problem. You will no longer be lonely or feel like a homely person again.

retired and living alone