Summer Is Cougar Season

You know it's really funny, but it seems like summer brings out the sexual animal in everyone. For some reason though, a man of any age is not labeled any animal name while women have been termed with many of them depending on their age and situation. If a 47 year-old man sleeps with a younger woman, his friends think he's the coolest guy in the world. If a 40 year-old woman sleeps with a younger guy, however, she's labeled a hungry cougar. Once again, the double standard runs wild here in the animal world. For those of you who have not seen hungry cougars on Animal Planet, let me explain further.

A woman between the ages of 22 and 29 who has sport sex with younger men is called a puma. Over the age of 30, a woman (whether divorced or never married) who has sex with younger guys is labeled a cougar. Once a woman hits 45 and she indulges in younger men, she is called a sabertooth. I've always enjoyed these terminologies . . . and I love to see hungry cougars in action at a bar.

So how do you know when a woman is a hungry puma, cougar or sabertooth? She's usually the woman at the bar who is looking at men like men look at women. She is undressing you with a complete sexual hunger. She can't stop staring at you, smiling at you, and looking at you. Basically, she becomes a drooling fool like men usually are when they look at a woman.

Some of the best sex you will ever have will be with a cougar and a sabertooth. Cougars and sabertooths usually don't play games like pumas. Cougars and sabertooths love to express their sexuality. A puma is experimenting and learning about her sexuality. This is why I've never understood older men who sleep with women in their younger twenties. I would much rather have sex with a woman over thirty than with a puma any day! Sometimes when a puma chases me, I'm really glad I have my Pumas on so I can run away . . .