My Insane Aunt

My aunt is crazy, lemme tell you a little story about her. About 10 years ago she and her husband were messing around with a quiga board when whoever they came in contact with decided to posses my aunt. This fellow was a sailor from the 1800's and she fell in love with him. My Uncle caught her in the bathtub naked with this invisible guy as she was making love to him. The next thing that happened was she held my husband up by gun point to take her to her new lover, the ghost from the 1800's. She was supposed to meet her at a Wal-Mart in East St. Louis, but he never showed.
This made her very upset that he never showed, so instead he told her to meet him on a particular house. I failed to mention that it was about 5 degrees outside and she was only wearing a bath robe. Anyway she ditched my uncle and started banging on doors. Finally some poor black fella took her in and called the police. To mine and Grannies surprise they police put her in jail for indecent exposer , so we had to bail her out of jail and admitted her into a psycho ward(the same one that the dude from the exorcist was in lol).
After a few months she was released and came to stay at Grandmas house. It wasn't no surprise we all lived at grannies. One thing I remember about her though was all her dogs. She was crazy, but she had 7 really cool and neat dogs. All of them wore pet outfits and pet shirts. I asked her were she got them and she told me atCheap Doggy Clothes
. She loves her dogs more than anything in this world and took the best care of them. I know she was crazy, but that didn't stop her from making her pet outfits
. She said she got all her dog stuff from Cheap Doggy Clothes, if you want to make you doggy look cool, check em out you will have a real cool looking dog too.